We didn’t really go away… but the galaxy-creator decided to turn our sub-space communications-links into so much wet string, so we might as well have all been dead.
But now we’re back… with a new, hopefully-improved set of hardware, software, wetware, homewares, vapourware and menswear. Things can only get… well, more wary? Better, even?
ware where it begins. Again. In our absence from here, we were not unbusy. We worked hard. We proved to the galaxy that our concepts were valid. We made it happen. We joined forces with several like-minded factions, but we’re still Teamsters, still real, still here. Still first.
What we do, works. And works well. We nailed it: LHS2936 Fraser Orbital’s call for Osmium. Our crews saved that place, topped the charts, brought home the bacon – and most of the Osmium too. Truly, this is a new era in teamwork.
We are the Teamsters. This is our team. The team is us… and maybe you, too.
Hey same deal 2 weeks in a row.
This time I need you at Xihe, Zhen dock.
Let me know when you are there, we will be working all weekend,
Great job! Take the weekend off.
We got something for you again.
It goes like this, get your sidey over to the Kappa Fornacis system and dock at Harvestport, If you need an advance, please ask and we will see what we can do.
Here at Teamsters we do things “a little differently”
We currently have a contract that is ideally suited to the humble Sidewinder and thus a chance for all those new pilots out there to try something different and earn some credits.
The word in the Bubble is that it can’t be done, but here at Teamsters, we believe anything can be done – and we know this can be done because we do it all the time! However, the truth is that it’s near impossible and certainly not viable for a new commander in a Sidewinder to participate in this contract alone, but by joining in and supporting the Teamsters’ effort, you will be able to say you were a vital part of the operation!
During your time with us, you will be working closely with other new commanders as well as more experienced commanders, so make the most of the opportunity to learn from them.
We will be signing up players over the next 2 days so we can get an idea of how many participants are available.
Until next time!
“Don’t be daft. Everybody knows you can’t go mining in a Sidewinder. It doesn’t have enough internal compartments to carry all the kit you need to mine.”
Yeah, well that might be the accepted wisdom, but the Teamsters know different. We’re on the look-out for newcomers in Sideys and Haulers who are keen to make some easy credits and learn a bunch of new skills. We can show you how it is possible to mine with a Sidewinder and make far more income than you would from the Bulletin Board missions at your Pilot Federation rank level.
Just ask us how. Look out for CMDR TinyBigJacko or CMDR Pollycough next time you’re scudding around Eravate or the newbie systems. You’ll never need to hang around waiting for decent missions again!
Here are some words from our glorious leader…
“What’s the matter with you, can’t you drive? Eh? Oh my god, look what you’ve done! Quick, get in that cab, pull away, quick! Hurry up!”